Q: Why aren't elephant allowed on the beach?
A: They can't keep their trunk up
Q: What room do ghost's avoid?
A: The living room
Q: What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
A: An onion ring
Q: Why didn't superman know he could fly?
A: He didn't know his cape-abilities
Q: Where do crows go for fun?
A: The mooovies
Q: What kind of garden does a baker have?
A: A flour garden
Q: How does the gingerbread man make his bed?
A: With cookies sheet
Q: What kind of music is played inside the vehicle?
A: Car-tunes
Q: Why is the nose so tired?
A: Because it had been running all day
Q: How did the farmer fix his jeans?
A: With cabbage patch
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