Q: What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship? A: A leek Q: If you are allergic to pineapples are you allergic to pine needles? A: Nope. Just pineapples Q: What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top and has ears? A: A mountain with mountaine…
Q: If someone robbed you in the shower. What would you be? A: An eye wet-ness Q: Which singer really, really needs shower? A: Mud-donna Q: What do goblins sing in the shower? A: Rhythm and boos Q: What's a plumber's favourites song? A: Singin…
Q: Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch? A: Because he does not feel well Q: When are you most likely to see through a man? A: When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach Q: Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets? A: Because they w…
Q: What does a mathematics enthusiast mermaid wear? A: Algae-bra Q: What are ghost's favourite pants to wear? A: Boo-jeans Q: What do you call an out of work ghost? A: Lazy bones Q: What type of bean is a cannibals favourite to eat? A: Human being…