Q: Martha and George died, there was glass and water all around but no blood. How do they die?

A: They were fish


Q: How many seconds are there in one year?


A: 12.       
2nd Jan, 2nd Feb., 2nd March and so on...

Q: Ten copycats were sitting in a car, one came out. How many are left?


A: None (As they were copycats they copied each other)


Q: What is the smallest sentence with all letters in the English alphabet?


A: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog


Q: A plane crashed between the border of Canada and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

A: They are survivors. You don't bury them


Q: What kind of music do rabbits listen too?


A: Hip hop


Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?


A: Gummy bear


Q: What cleans but never ever gets dirty?


A: Bar of soap


Q: I am always in front of you but you can never see me. What am I?

A: Future


Q: What did zero say to eight?


A: Nice belt


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