Q: What song was the baseball player singing on the third base?
A: There is no place like home
Q: Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?
A: Because they have no-body to go with
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hare-plane
Q: Why was the pig a bad teammate?
A: He was a ball of hog
Q: Where do rivers sleep?
A: In the river beds
Q: What do the two dolphin say after not seeing each other for a long time?
A: Long time no sea
Q: A sphere has three, a circle has two and a point has zero. What is it?
A: Dimensions
Q: Why did snap, crackle, and pop get scared?
A: They heard there was a cereal killer on the loose
Q: What instrument can be heard but not seen?
A: Your voice
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