Q: Why did the sheriff arrest the chicken?
A: It uses fowl language
Q: Why were the clothes spins arrested?
A: For holding up a pair of pants
Q: Why did outlaws sleep on the ground after robbing the bank?
A: They wanted to lie low
Q: A man walks into a bar and immediately falls unconscious. Why?
A: It was an iron bar
Q: What happened when the painter threw his painting at the old man?
A: He had an art-attack
Q: What do you call a cow that lost it's calf?
A: De-calf-innated
Q: What position do pigs play on the baseball field?
A: Short-stop
Q: What was the spider doing on the baseball team?
A: Catching flies
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team
Q: Why did the man shoot the clock?
A: He was killing time
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