Q: What does a mathematics enthusiast mermaid wear?
A: Algae-bra
Q: What are ghost's favourite pants to wear?
A: Boo-jeans
Q: What do you call an out of work ghost?
A: Lazy bones
Q: What type of bean is a cannibals favourite to eat?
A: Human being
Q: What do ghost's like to do on a Saturday night?
A: Boogie
Q: What kind of a makeup is a ghost's favourite to wear?
A: Mas-scare-a
Q: Knock, knock! Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who?
A: Ivan to suck your blood
Q: How do spiders communicate?
A: Through the worldwide web
Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They wear mask in tape
Q: Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A: He did not have a current haunting license
Q: What tops off a ghost's ice scream Sunday?
A: Whipped scream
Q: What do call unhappy cranberries?
A: Blueberries
Q: If there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
A: Two. Sheep have hooves, dogs have paws and only people have feet
Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
A: It takes a long time for them to swallow their pride
Q: What does an aardvark like on his pizza?
A: Ant-chovies
Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He sipped his coffee before it was cool
Q: T traveller came to the riverside with a donkey bearing a obelisk but he did not venture to ford the tide, for he had too good an*. What is the missing word?
A: Asterisk = ass to risk
