Q: Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
A: Because he does not feel well
Q: When are you most likely to see through a man?
A: When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach
Q: Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
A: Because they would like to break out
Q: How do hangman keep up with current events?
A: They read the noose-paper
Q: A rogue was about to bomb. The command was given, the hatch was open and the bomb was release. Why didn't it ever hit the ground?
A: The plane was flying upside down
Q: Who robbed stage coaches and wore dirty clothes?
A: Messy James
Q: How did the sheriff find the missing barber?
A: He combed the town
Q: Why did the outlaw go to the river?
A: He heard it had two banks
Q: What did the baby robot say to his mom?
A: I love you watts and watts
Q: What snack do you serve at the robot party?
A: Assorted nuts
Q: What's the quickest way to make oil boil?
A: Add the letter 'B'
Q: Why did momma pig leave her husband?
A: Because he was a boar
Q: Where do all unwanted shoes go?
A: Booth camp
Q: What is the sheep favourite type of chocolate?
A: Hershey's baaaaa
Q: Why was the geologist's wife unhappy?
A: She felt like he took her for granite
Q: What do you call a singing laptop?
A: A dell
Q: What do you call a 2,000 gorilla?
A: Sir
Q: You can't see me but I am very strong and I am very popular. What am I?
A: John Cena
Q: Why is getting up in the morning like a pig's tail?
A: Because it's twirly (too early)
