Q: If someone robbed you in the shower. What would you be?
A: An eye wet-ness
Q: Which singer really, really needs shower?
A: Mud-donna
Q: What do goblins sing in the shower?
A: Rhythm and boos
Q: What's a plumber's favourites song?
A: Singing in the drain
Q: When should you charge you electric brush?
A: When you can't pay cash
Q: Why did silly billy's mom write 'tgif' on his slippers
A: Toes goes in first
Q: What famous nurse wore her pyjamas all day long?
A: Florence nighting-gown
Q: What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
A: One is a hunted stag and the other is a stunted hag
Q: What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
A: One long to eat and the other eats to long
Q: When is music like vegetables?
A: When there are two beats (beets) to measure
Q: Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?
A: By going from one spot to another
Q: What is that which never uses it's teeth for eating purpose?
A: A comb
Q: What is the proper length for lady's skirt?
A: A little above two feet
Q: What do Japanese people wear to bed?
A: Tea-shirts
Q: What snack does the man in the moon likes?
A: Space-chips
Q: What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
A: A broom with a view
Q: What wears an eye patch and robs ships at night?
A: Vam-pirate
Q: Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
A: She wanted to be on time
Q: Why is a crash of the thunder like a jeweller?
A: Because both make the ear-ring
Q: What is the best thing to put into pies?
A: Your teeth
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