Q: If someone robbed you  in the shower. What would you be?

A: An eye wet-ness

Q: Which singer really, really needs shower?

A: Mud-donna

Q: What do goblins sing in the shower?

A: Rhythm and boos

Q: What's a plumber's favourites song?

A: Singing in the drain

Q: When should you charge you electric brush?

A: When you can't pay cash

Q: Why did silly billy's mom write 'tgif' on his slippers

 A: Toes goes in first

Q: What famous nurse wore her pyjamas all day long?

A: Florence nighting-gown

Q: What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?

A: One is a hunted stag and the other is a stunted hag

Q: What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?

A: One long to eat and the other eats to long

Q: When is music like vegetables?

A: When there are two beats (beets) to measure

Q: Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?

A: By going from one spot to another

Q: What is that which never uses it's teeth for eating purpose?

A: A comb

Q: What is the proper length for lady's skirt?

A: A little above two feet

Q: What do Japanese people wear to bed?

A: Tea-shirts

Q: What snack does the man in the moon likes?

A: Space-chips

Q: What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?

A: A broom with a view

Q: What wears an eye patch and robs ships at night?

A: Vam-pirate

Q: Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?

A: She wanted to be on time

Q: Why is a crash of the thunder like a jeweller?

A: Because both make the ear-ring

Q: What is the best thing to put into pies?

A: Your teeth