Q: How can you make seven even?
A: Remove 'S'
Q: You can feel me but you cannot see me. I am always with you but I never get heavy. You shiver when I come and are relieved when I pass. What am I?
A: Your fears
Q: Paul and sue have 5 girls each one has a brother. How many kids do they have all?
A: Six. 5 sisters and 1 brother
Q: If a father frogs goes, "ribbit, ribbit" and a mother frog goes "erbit, erbit". How does a baby frog croak?
A: It doesn't because it's a tadpole
Q: When you're driving a car, what is the one thing you are guaranteed to lose when turning?
A: Speed
Q: What do you get when you toss a copper and a quarter into the blue sea?
A: Less money
Q: A girl who was just learning how to drive went down a one way street in the wrong direction but didn't break the law. How come?
A: She was walking
Q: You start at home. You leave, make three left turns and you are back home. What event just occur?
A: Home run
Q: Every night I am told what to do and every morning, I do what you tell to do but you still get mad at me and hit me. What am I?
A: Alarm clock
Q: Suppose you are driving a bus three people get on and two people get off. What colour is the driver eye?
A: Your eye colour
Q: What has 4 eyes but can't see?
A: Mississippi
Q: With three eyes and as black as night, I frequently knockdown ten men with a single strike. What am I?
A: Bowling ball
Q: What has a heart but no other organ?
A: Deck of cards
Q: I have an eye but I am blind, a sea but no water, a bee but no honey, tea but no coffee and a why but no answer. What am I?
A: Alphabet
Q: You can have me almost every night, sometimes I could be bad, sometimes I could be good, whether you were a child or an adult I'll be there. What am I?
A: Dreams
