Q: Why did the robber take a bath?
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway
Q: What can be driven although it doesn't have wheels, sliced but stays whole?
A: A golf ball
Q: Rearrange the following letters to make a sentence ' stooduwernj'?
A: Just one word
Q: How does the dog stop the VCR?
A: He uses the paws button
Q: Rock and Roll, Rock and Roll. What rocks but does not roll?
A: A rocking chair
Q: I am seen in the water, I am seen in the sky, I am in the rainbow, a jay's feather and lapis lazuli?
A: Blue
Q: I can spell yet, I have no mouth, I can speak to animals but can't speak to humans, I am fierce but small. What am I?
A: I am a bee
Q: How many sides does a circle have?
A: Two. The inside and outside
Q: If what goes up must come down, what comes down that must go up?
A: The sun
Q: What do call a chicken with bad sunburn?
A: Fried chicken
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