Q: Why did the ghost cry?
A: He had a booboo
Q: What animal would be the best at playing video games?
A: An octopus
Q: What does a troll call his apartment?
A: Gnome sweet gnome
Q: What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
A: It raises a stink
Q: What do you call it when you walk into a spider web?
A: Free karate lesson
Q: What is made of water if you put it in water it will die?
A: Salt
Q: What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?
A: Sandwitch
Q: Why did the spider got a job in it?
A: Because he was a great web designer
Q: What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A: The taste
Q: What does a fish say when it runs into a concrete wall?
A: Dam!
Q: What does a Turkey do when it fly's upside down?
A: It gobbles up
Q: What was the pilgrim favourite type of music?
A: Plymouth rock
Q: What do vegetarian zombies eat?
A: Graaaaaaain..........
