Q: Fred is listening to the radio when it suddenly stops playing. Nobody is with Fred and nobody touches the radio. A few seconds later, the radio resumes playing. How can this be?
A: Fred was driving his car through the tunnel
Q: What has face but no head, hands but no feet yet, travels everywhere and is usually running?
A: A watch
Q: What flower would remind you of a certain animal that took a great deal of care about his appearance?
A: A dandelion (dandy lion)
Q: When is a ship at sea not on the water?
A: When she is on fire
Q: Why is a bubble like a bruise?
A: Because it comes from a blow
Q: Why is a ferry like a good rule?
A: Because it works both ways
Q: Where do coal digger play baseball?
A: The minor (miner) league
Q: Why was the chief hired to coach the baseball team?
A: Because he knew how to handle batter
Q: What kind of dogs do scientists have?
A: Labatory retrievers
Q: What can you find in the centre of gravity?
A: The letter 'V'
Q: Why did the tire need vacation?
A: It couldn't take the pressure anymore!
Q: Why isn't the moon a good vacation destination?
A: It lacks atmosphere
Q: Where do pilots keep their personal things?
A: In air pockets
Q: Where do wolves stay on vacation?
A: At a howliday inn
Q: What shoes do frogs wear in the summer?
A: Open toad shoes
Q: Who is the boss in the dairy factory?
A: The big cheese
Q: Why didn't the cow want to go grazing with her friends?
A: She wasn't in the moo-d
Q: What did the firecracker say to the other firecracker?
A: My pop is bigger than your pop
Q: What do geologist do on their free time?
A: Go to rock concerts
Q: How did hikers come across patch of poison ivy?
A: The itch hiked
Q: Why is the moon like a dollar?
A: Because it has four quarters
Q: When is the moon the heaviest?
A: When it is full
Q: Who's fault it will be if California falls into the ocean?
A: San Andreas fault
Q: Who does the ocean date?
A: It goes out with the tide
Q: What is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of elements?
A: The letter 'J'
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