Q: Why are tooth fairies so smart?
A: They gather a lot of wisdom teeth
Q: What toys do baby snakes take to bed?
A: Their rattles
Q: Why did mama duck scold her gosling?
A: For eating Quakers in bed
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over-swept
Q: What do race car driver eat for breakfast?
A: Fast food
Q: What do comedians eat for breakfast?
A: Corny flakes
Q: How does bees get to school in the morning?
A: On the school buzz
Q: What's get whiter the dirtier it get's. What is it?
A: A chalkboard
Q: What is that smells most in a perfume shop?
A: The nose
Q: Why can't the world ever come to an end?
A: Because it's round
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