Q: What kind of key do you use on Thanksgiving?
A: A Turkey
Q: Why did the Turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't a chicken
Q: What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Your nose
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the Thanksgiving band?
A: Because he had the drumstick
Q: What does a turkey do when it fly's upside down?
A: It gobbles up
Q: Where does Thanksgiving comes after Christmas?
A: In the dictionary
Q: Which side of the Turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside
Q: What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?
A: The web is the trick and you are the treat
