Q: Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
A: Because they always drop their needles
Q: Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
A: Because of all the wrapping
Q: What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted flakes
Q: Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?
A: Dasher
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snowbank
Q: What do you call a snowmen in the summer?
A: Puddle
Q: What do Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?
A: Looks like rain-dear
Q: Which one of Santa's reindeer can you see outer space?
A: Comet
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The efl-abet
Q: Why is Santa so good at karate?
A: Because he has a black belt
Q: My name starts with 'rain' and ends with the first letter of my name. I get mistaken for another thing a lot. I am usually present in children stories. I am usually flying in mid-air too. What am I?
A: Santa's deer
Q: Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on valentines day?
A: Cupid
Q: What does Santa do in his garden?
A: Ho ho ho!
Q: Where does Christmas comes before Thanksgiving?
A: In the dictionary
Q: What says now you see me, now you don't. What says now you see me, now you dont?
A: Snowman in a crosswalk
A: Snowman in a crosswalk
Q: Did you hear about dyslexic Satanist?
A: He sold his soul to Santa
Q: What do you get when you cross Santa and a duck?
A: A Christmas quacker
Q: What nationality is Santa?
A: North-polish
