Q: You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop and a chimp holding banana. Which animal in the room is the smartest?

A: You hopefully :d

Q: A kind of tree you can carry in your hand?

A: Your palm

Q: A kind of cup doesn't hold water?

A: Cupcake, hiccup

Q: What type of dress can never be worn?

A: Address

Q: What falls often but never get's hurt?

A: Rain / Snow

Q: I am lighter than air but a million men cannot lift me up. What am I?

A: Bubble