Q: Why do we look over a stonewall?
A: Because we cannot see through it
Q: When are cooks cruel?
A: When they beat the egg and whip the cream
Q: Why is your nose not 12 inches long?
A: Because it would then be a foot
Q: What is the end of everything?
A: The letter 'G'
Q: What is so brittle that even to name it breaks it?
A: Silence
Q: It floats like a log, it looks like a log but it isn't a log. What is it?
A: Alligator
Q: I scream and you scream. We all scream for it?
A: Ice cream
Q: I act like a cat, look like a cat yet, I am not a cat. What am I?
A: Kitten
Q: I have a thousand (1000) needles but I do not sew. What am I?
A: A porcupine
Q: What bird is very rude?
A: Mocking bird
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